Things you should never say to a pregnant woman

I am amazed at the topics some people find appropriate to discuss with pregnant women, so I've started to compile a list of rude comments to avoid. Feel free to add your own. Luckily I haven't personally heard all of these.

~"Are you SURE there aren't twins in there? Triplets?"
Okay, what would make anyone think this is a funny question? Why don't you come right out and say "you are as big as a house fatty!" Also along the same lines are "you're only eight months?!" or "you look like you could pop that kid out any minute" or "how much weight have you gained?" or "you must be having a girl because your butt has really spread." In general, avoid comments about size. They are never acceptable. Ever.

~"With my first I was in labor for 40 hours, ended up with a C-section and could barely walk for weeks!
I've always been baffled with this sick need people feel to tell pregnant women horror stories. I do not want to hear about your 4th degree tears, extremely long and painful labor, or any stories about moms or babies dying during childbirth. Wait until I have a baby safely in my arms before we discuss the dirty details, okay? I'm about to experience the pain myself and nothing you say can prepare me, so there is really no need to freak me out beforehand with worst case scenarios.

~"You're not going to eat that are you?"
It's none of your business what she's eating, or how many times she's gone back for more. Even if you're joking about "eating for two," she is probably feeling insecure to begin with and is going to cry about it later so keep your snide little comments to yourself.

~"Can I touch your belly?"
I was warned about this, but was still dumfounded the first time it happened. I personally don't mind as long as it is someone I know, but strangers touching me kind of freaks me out.

~"Were you trying?"
Unless it is like, your sister or your best friend it is a pretty personal question and none of your business.

~"Wow, you look miserable."
As I mentioned in my previous post, any and all comments about how sick, uncomfortable, etc. a pregnant woman looks are OFF limits. It's hard work carrying a child and not typically flattering. She is probably already feeling lousy about her appearance so give her a break.

~Haven't you had that baby YET?
I hear there is no worse question to ask a woman at the end of her pregnancy and by doing so you are putting yourself at risk for serious injury. It should be obvious if she has had the baby yet so don't ask such a stupid question unless you are prepared to be smacked.